01
the trenches are full
every gta coin is a cat coin now. we counted. we stopped counting. cat coin #48 is the one with sunglasses.
$VICE
cat coin #48. this one has sunglasses.
the only launch that ships.
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CA
dropping at launch
rated c for catPlayStation 5Xbox Series X|SPhantom wallet
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0roadmaps
#48cat coin. he has sunglasses
story
why a cat. why vice city.
02
he already lives there
the game ships nov 19. he has been in vice city the whole time. he just never told anyone because he is a cat.
03
no roadmap
the game ships nov 19, we ship now. that is the roadmap. there is no phase 2. there is a nap.
rap sheet
four charges. no lawyer.
case 0001
grand theft attention
took every timeline on a tuesday. returned none of it. says he was just standing there.
verdict: guilty, buy more
case 0002
possession of sunglasses after dark
spotted at 2am in full aviators. claims they are prescription. he is a cat.
verdict: guilty, buy more
case 0003
shipping before rockstar
launched while the game is still a trailer. the judge asked how. he pointed at the chart.
verdict: guilty, buy more
case 0004
being cat coin #48
forty seven cat coins got there first. he is the one with the sunglasses. that is the whole crime.
verdict: guilty, buy more
radio
vice fm. one song.
vice fm
phonk x synthwave. no ads, no djs, one cat. press M from anywhere to toggle.
wanted
tap the cat. get wanted.
your wanted level: ☆☆☆☆☆ · 0 clicks
saved on this device only. no global leaderboard, because we do not make numbers up.
pre-purr
four steps. one is a copy button.
get a wallet
phantom or solflare. write the seed phrase on paper. tell nobody. not even the cat.
get some sol
buy sol on an exchange you already use and send it to your wallet.
open pump.fun
go to pump.fun and connect the wallet. check the url twice.
paste the ca
paste the address from this page. only this page and our x. anything else is not him.
tokenomics
one number. three nopes.
1,000,000,000
no taxbuy and sell for the same price as everyone.
lp burntburnt on graduation from pump.fun.
mint renouncednobody can print more cats.